When I’m approaching you and you check me out, then angle your body toward the way I’m walking and pretend you’re suddenly interested in something over there, you’re not fooling anyone. I know you’re fittin’ to check out my tush. Props for subtlety though I guess
Oh fuck, you know about that move?? And here we all thought our little trick was too well disguised to ever be noticed.
Looks are deceiving, I’m surelooking like a good girl today c:
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“I really enjoyed meeting your wife the other night…”
HOly shit.
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